It’s been awhile since I’ve told a funny date story, so now I’m going back to my first Match.com date! Everything started out fine; we met in front of the restaurant and walked in together to get seated.
Our conversation started with the typical first meeting interview — what we’re doing with our lives, what we enjoy doing for fun, etc. My favorite question to ask is always, “What is the weirdest date you’ve been on?” People have given me such crazy answers, as most of the guys I’ve gone out with have been on other online dates. My favorite story was something that contained going to Kim Kardashian’s home, saving dogs from flooding, and a prize-winning pig, all wrapped up in one (I looked into it later and the story was, in fact, true). It’s a long story and not really mine to tell, but trust me when I say you have to ask this question on your next first date.
Anyway, our conversations were pretty normal, but this particular gentleman and I didn’t seem to have a lot in common. I like dogs, he likes cats (This is an important question in my book; I am not sure if I could date someone who isn’t a dog person, as my dream is to have around six one day). He loves hiking, I can’t do that right now. He loves politics, I am more into entertainment news. The topics of conversation flowed pretty seamlessly, even with the lack of chemistry.
My incredibly awkward moment didn’t come until the token “most uncomfortable part” of any date — picking up the check.
Goodness knows I’ve been on enough first dates that I should be used to this part by now, but I absolutely hate it. Please just let me pay my own way, I always think to myself. I don’t even know you; you don’t owe me anything.
Right before our waiter brought over the check, this gentleman and I were talking about my dream to work in the entertainment industry. I told him that I watched embarrassing shows like The Bachelor and then trailed off before bringing up my guiltiest pleasure of all — Keeping Up with The Kardashians (Please don’t tell anyone, though. This is our little secret).
Anyway, he seemed to read my mind, as he slyly asked, “Do you like KUWTK?”
I blushed and nodded, “But I only really watch it when I’m at the gym.” This is a half-truth.
“Do you?” I fired back, trying to take the attention off of myself.
Enter: the waiter.
I had been fumbling with my wallet trying to grab the cash I always keep on hand for dates. After awkwardly offering — and getting turned down — to pay, we went back to chatting.
“Thanks for dinner,” I said.
“What would you have done if I had said yes?” He asked me.
I looked at him, confused. Umm, I would have totally paid for my food. I thought. I don’t expect you to automatically take care of the check; I understand that it’s our first time meeting and am happy to split it.
“It wouldn’t have been a big deal at all!” I replied.
“No, but what would you have described me as in one word?” He pushed.
This is odd, I thought. Why couldn’t you have just let me pay for myself and skip over all this awkwardness? I wondered to myself, frustrated. I wish there was a way to skip this entire part and just enjoy meeting someone new.
“Umm, I’m not sure.” I replied, clearly uncomfortable with the question.
“Come on,” he urged, failing to sense how awkward I was feeling.
“Uh, I guess I would say you were frugal maybe?” My mind was racing. Was that rude? I wouldn’t have thought he was frugal, I would’ve just figured he wasn’t into me or maybe wanted to be friends first. I certainly didn’t want him to think I was being unappreciative for the nice dinner!
He furrowed his brow, confused. “Huh? Frugal? You know what that means, right?”
OH NO, I suddenly realized. HE WASN’T TALKING ABOUT THE CHECK. I had completely forgotten about the conversation we had right before the waiter interrupted. Darn Kardashians. You embarrassed me yet again!
“Oh,” I laughed, “I don’t think frugal is the word I was looking for.” My face was flushed. I felt like such an idiot, as I definitely know the definition of “frugal.”
“Aren’t you getting your Masters in English?” he asked with a look of concern on his face.
Crap. How do I get out of this one? What kind of English student doesn’t know what “frugal” means? Scratch that. What kind of 25-year-old doesn’t know the definition of “frugal?” Ugh, this was another typical Krista move.
I laughed it off and changed the subject as quickly as I could, ditching the Kardashian conversation as quickly as possible.
Today’s lesson: Guys, please know that paying for a meal is super awkward on the girls’ end. Whether or not you let us pay for our share, we will feel uncomfortable. If you go out with me in particular, I cannot seem to hide my flusterdness very well, so forgive whatever dopey thing I say and move on with the conversation, please and thank you.
5 thoughts on “You Asked For It…”
omgggg noooo lol this literally sounds like something I would do! But the question was kind of odd and misplaced. Paying is SO awkward – I feel like every time I offer, they say no, but then they make a big deal about the check making sure that I see how much it is and how much they tip like ugh it doesn’t have to be that weird just let me pay.
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Okay right?! I’m glad it wasn’t just me, haha! I thought we were done wth the Kardashian conversation. And I feel the exact same way; it’s just somehow the one thing I can’t seem to get used to. 🙈
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Haha this is hilarious! But I can see how it made you very fliusterefd. I would be the same way. The way he worded it and asking right after the check came, I would have thought the same thing as you. I never would have thought he was still talking about the Kardashians.
I’m going to laugh for just a moment…lol
Anyways, I think a lot of guys are taught by parents to plan to take care of the bill on the first date. Granted, I realize it’s an outdated custom. When asked, I’ve told guys that it totally depends on how the first date got set-up… For example, asking someone out to dinner, means you are asking to pay for it. But agreeing to meet, means there is an intention to split it. I dunno, I kinda over analyze everything too, so who knows…
Although, the one and only real date I have ever had with a guy, he paid and I let him. And he almost got lucky…but I got scared and ran like hell.
Hahaha yeah I think most guys intend to, which is really nice, it’s just super-awkward no matter which way it goes! 😛
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